🐸 goblin mode
Which animal would be the worst therapist, and why is it the goose?
This isn't pretending everything's fine. You're allowed to laugh at something idiotic while still feeling exactly as bad as you feel.
Tiny games insteadTalk about anything elseGive me a small creature to look afterOkay, that's enough joking
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